ryme.monopol المشرف العام
جنس العضو : التَـــسْجِيلْ : 27/03/2009 المُسَــاهَمَـــاتْ : 472 العُــمـــْـــــر : 30 المَــــــدِيــنَة : ~~*in my sw^_^eet hou$e العَمَــــــــــلْ : live .. laugh .. love &; الهِوَايَـــــاتْ : ^_^ النـِقَـــــــــاطْ : 7478 التَقْيِــيــــــمْ : 84 بلد العضو :
| موضوع: ×?° Funny English SMS ×?° السبت 1 مايو 2010 - 14:46 | |
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i hope u like it
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart and I am always a bad shooter because ...I Miss You Always ------------------------------------------------
?What L O V E stands for L = Lake of Sorrow O = Ocean of Tears V = Valley of Death ...E = End of life
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Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended ...and even if mended !!!a crack is always there ------------------------------------------------
,When Nights are long & Friends are few .I sit by my Window & think of u .a silent whisper a silent tear .with all my Heart i wish you were here
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When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God ...that everyone should have a friend like yo Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha ------------------------------------------------
,When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart .coz broken hearts have no spare parts ------------------------------------------------
,Most people walk in and out of your life but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart
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,Good FRIENDS are hard to find ,harder to leave and impossible to forget ------------------------------------------------
.Don't frown .You never know who is falling in love with your smile
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,When it hurts to look back ,and you're scared to look ahead you can look beside you and your best friend will be there ------------------------------------------------
...When u feel sad ,To cheer up just go to the mirror and say ,damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness ...But don't make this a habit !!Coz liars go to hell ------------------------------------------------
.One day Love and friendship met ?Love asked-when i already exist why are you here Friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good ------------------------------------------------
,If you love someone, put their name in a circle ,instead of a heart, because hearts can break but circles go on forever ------------------------------------------------
,If all my friends were to jump off a bridge I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them ------------------------------------------------
;To handle yourself, use your head To handle others, use your heart ------------------------------------------------
,Smile a while and while you smile smile another smile and soon there will be miles ,and miles of smile just because you smiled I wish your day is full of SMILE
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Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don't bring any gift ...just bring SOMEONE to marry me ------------------------------------------------
A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart ------------------------------------------------
...A friend is sweet when it is new ...it is sweeter when it is true ...but you know that ...it is the sweetest when it is u ------------------------------------------------
Mountain can fly, river can dry you can forget me but never can I ------------------------------------------------
Destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide ...who gets to stay in your life ------------------------------------------------
Have a heart that never hardens have a smile that never fades have a touch that never burnt and have friendship that never breaks
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If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die ------------------------------------------------
-:Meaning of Friendship
F-------FOREVER R-------RESPONCIBLE I-------INTELLIGENT E-------EAGER TO MAIL N-------NICE D-------DIVINE S-------SIMPLE H-------HEARTLY I-------INTERSTED P-------PEACEFUL ------------------------------------------------
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you're not ------------------------------------------------
,If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST ,If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE ,If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST !!and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST
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Don't shut love out of your life by saying it's impossible to find
;The quickest way to receive love is to give ;The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly And the best way to keep love is to give it wings
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:Love is sweet poison Do not consume without your beloved's advise and keep out of reach of children and keep it in cool and dark place ------------------------------------------------
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey ------------------------------------------------
What is wrong with your cellevery time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
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Someday u may lose ur hair u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks coz u cant lose wot u don't have ------------------------------------------------
...You look so fine! I want to break your heart and give you mine ------------------------------------------------
,You are like the sunshine so warm ...you are like sugar, so sweet ...you are like you and that's the reason why I love you!
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...Love is like war ...Easy to start ...Difficult to end Impossible to forget ------------------------------------------------
Do you believe in love at first sight ?or do I have to walk by again ------------------------------------------------
,I've seen angels in the sky ,I've seen snow fall in July ,I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do !But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you
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,This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat ,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat cat, 20seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat ------------------------------------------------
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all
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The rain makes all things beautiful The grass & flowers too ?If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you
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Our friendship means a lot to me U cry i cry. U lauf i lauf U jump out of the window I look down & then... i lauf again ------------------------------------------------
,A triangle has 4 end ,square has 3 end ,segment has 2 end .but our friendship has no end ------------------------------------------------
Love is Pure Love is Sure Love is sweet poison that Doctors can't cure ------------------------------------------------
Roses are red, voilets are blue Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
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,Friendship is a priceless gift .That cannot be bought or sold ,But it's value is far greater .Than a mountain of gold _____________ | |
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ryme.monopol المشرف العام
جنس العضو : التَـــسْجِيلْ : 27/03/2009 المُسَــاهَمَـــاتْ : 472 العُــمـــْـــــر : 30 المَــــــدِيــنَة : ~~*in my sw^_^eet hou$e العَمَــــــــــلْ : live .. laugh .. love &; الهِوَايَـــــاتْ : ^_^ النـِقَـــــــــاطْ : 7478 التَقْيِــيــــــمْ : 84 بلد العضو :
| موضوع: رد: ×?° Funny English SMS ×?° السبت 1 مايو 2010 - 14:53 | |
| If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist! . . . . . Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit(hahaha) . . . . . . Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist . . . . . . | |
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nsser_ss ضيف البهجة
جنس العضو : التَـــسْجِيلْ : 03/04/2010 المُسَــاهَمَـــاتْ : 14 النـِقَـــــــــاطْ : 5179 التَقْيِــيــــــمْ : 0 بلد العضو :
| موضوع: رد: ×?° Funny English SMS ×?° الأحد 2 مايو 2010 - 18:18 | |
| hhh the last one is very nice thxxxx | |
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ryme.monopol المشرف العام
جنس العضو : التَـــسْجِيلْ : 27/03/2009 المُسَــاهَمَـــاتْ : 472 العُــمـــْـــــر : 30 المَــــــدِيــنَة : ~~*in my sw^_^eet hou$e العَمَــــــــــلْ : live .. laugh .. love &; الهِوَايَـــــاتْ : ^_^ النـِقَـــــــــاطْ : 7478 التَقْيِــيــــــمْ : 84 بلد العضو :
| موضوع: رد: ×?° Funny English SMS ×?° الإثنين 3 مايو 2010 - 19:51 | |
| never mind boy you're welcome | |
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ملاك الكون ضيف البهجة
جنس العضو : التَـــسْجِيلْ : 26/01/2010 المُسَــاهَمَـــاتْ : 49 العُــمـــْـــــر : 32 المَــــــدِيــنَة : الجزائر العَمَــــــــــلْ : طالبة الهِوَايَـــــاتْ : السباحة النـِقَـــــــــاطْ : 5417 التَقْيِــيــــــمْ : 1 بلد العضو :
| موضوع: رد: ×?° Funny English SMS ×?° الأربعاء 28 يوليو 2010 - 18:43 | |
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سامي عضو ماسي
جنس العضو : التَـــسْجِيلْ : 26/07/2010 المُسَــاهَمَـــاتْ : 2296 العُــمـــْـــــر : 41 المَــــــدِيــنَة : الجلفة العَمَــــــــــلْ : أستاذ الهِوَايَـــــاتْ : السفر النـِقَـــــــــاطْ : 9833 التَقْيِــيــــــمْ : 43 بلد العضو :
| موضوع: رد: ×?° Funny English SMS ×?° الأربعاء 28 يوليو 2010 - 19:13 | |
| يعطيك العافية أختي على الرسائل الجميلة | |
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zina92zin ضيف البهجة
جنس العضو : التَـــسْجِيلْ : 19/03/2011 المُسَــاهَمَـــاتْ : 26 العُــمـــْـــــر : 31 المَــــــدِيــنَة : alger العَمَــــــــــلْ : student الهِوَايَـــــاتْ : net النـِقَـــــــــاطْ : 4846 التَقْيِــيــــــمْ : 0 بلد العضو :
| موضوع: رد: ×?° Funny English SMS ×?° السبت 19 مارس 2011 - 18:56 | |
| so cool i like it thanx girl i have this one 2 today weather 4cast says: it would b cloudy if u frown , rainy if u cry ,clear if u r happy , sunny if u smile and stormy if u sing its a gift from me to u for ur subject thnx egain | |
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